Monday, October 26, 2009

Audrey Monroe Has Moved!

Hello everyone,


Please excuse the bit of inactivity lately. I have been hard at work transferring the Audrey Monroe archives over to their new home at


From now on, my blog can be found at this new address. Don't forget to update your RSS Readers and bookmarks!

Bissous,

Audrey Monroe

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Fashionable History: Elsa Schiaperelli

Elsa Schiaperelli was a brilliant and innovative designer that was making clothes in Paris in the 1930s and '40s, yet while her contemporaries like Chanel, Dior and St. Laurent continue to be successful and celebrated today, Elsa is largely overlooked in the fashion history books. It's a shame, really, because both Elsa and her creations are endlessly fascinating and entertaining.


Elsa was born in Rome into a family full of academics. Her father studied Arabic and Islam and her uncle was the famed astronomer, Giovanni Schiaparelli. She was, from birth, a curious and precocious girl. When she was little, she was inspired by Leonardo Da Vinci's flying machines and attempted to float out of her bedroom window using an umbrella. She rejected her Catholic school education and went on hunger strike in protest of being sent to a convent. Later, she studied philosophy at the University of Rome. During her years at school she published a book of raunchy poetry that shocked the conservative Italian society. After school she ran away to New York with her husband (who would later abandon her shortly after their first child was born) and was immediately revitalized by the city's modernity. She quickly took up with the artistic crowd and befriended the photographer, Man Ray. When he decided to move to Paris in the early twenties, Elsa went with him.


It was then that she started making clothes. Her first foray into design quickly failed in 1926, but by the next year she was up and running again. This time, it was with a line of knitwear using a special double layered stitch created by Armenian refugees that featured sweaters with surrealist trompe l'oeil images. Her popularity soared. This first collection epitomized what Elsa would become best known for: her experimentation with new materials and technologies, and her collaboration with artists, mostly of the Surrealist and Dada movements.

While the coutouriers of her time were solely using natural fabrics, Elsa was the first to use synthetic materials like acryllic and rayon. She even made a cape out of a material closely related to cellophane. But she is also credited with first designing some of the most recognizable fashions today, like the wrap dress (decades before Diane Von Furstenburg came about) and pairing an evening gown with a jacket. She also created one of my favorite trends: the visible zipper. In fact, she often experimented with bringing her signature playfulness to fastenings, from a jacket that buttoned with silver tambourines, to one that fastened with silk-covered carrots and cauliflowers.


But her most iconic creations were those that resulted from her collaborations with artists like Salvador Dali, Jean Cocteau and Alberto Giacometti. It was her professional relationship with Dali that was most successful. Together they created such infamous pieces as "the lobster dress," "the skeleton dress" and "the shoe hat."

In the thirties, Elsa's designs were celebrated for bringing a cheerfulness to fashion that had been missing until then. Her juxtapositions of colors, shapes and texture injected the world of fashion with a breath of fresh air. She cemented her popularity by expanding also to commercial work. She was the first designer to open a pret-a-porter boutique and to create press releases. She was also the first designer to dress movie stars, costuming actresses from the hyper-masculine Marlene Dietrich to the hyper-feminine Mae West in their films.

Elsa embarked on a perfume detour in 1937 and whipped up an earthy, floral scent she called Shocking, (a word apt for her entire career, really). When collaborating on the packaging design, she was inspired by her friend's 17.27 carat pink diamond. From then on, the color she created for the box would be known as hot pink (or shocking pink, if you're across the pond). The bottle also caused quite a stir as it was in the form off a shapely woman's torso, rumored to be modeled after Mae West's fit dummy from when Elsa costumed her in Everyday's a Holiday.

Unfortunately, Elsa's success was soon to be cut short. War had overcome Europe and she fled to New York again, shortly after the fall of Paris in 1940. When she returned to Paris after the war she found that fashion had moved in a direction that would leave her in the dust. Dior's New Look was all the rage and her tongue-in-cheek, eccentric designs had no place in this new era of austerity. Her business struggled and eventually, Elsa retired from designing in 1954. Somehow, despite spearheading some of the most crucial aspects of fashion design and the industry itself, Elsa's name soon faded into obscurity, usually only popping up here and there as That Lady Who Designed That Shoe Hat With Dali. But, as you can see, she is an extremely important woman who must always be remembered in her own right. With that, I'll leave you with her lessons on life, for women:

  • Since most women do not know themselves they should try to do so
  • A woman who buys an expensive dress and changes it, often with disastrous result, is extravagant and foolish.
  • Most women (and men) are color-blind. They should ask for suggestions.
  • Remember-twenty percent of women have inferiority complexes. Seventy percent have illusions.
  • Ninety percent are afraid of being conspicuous, and of what people will say. So they buy a gray suit. They should dare to be different.
  • Women should listen and ask for competent criticism and advice.
  • They should choose their clothes alone or in the company of a man.
  • They should never shop with another woman, who sometimes consciously or unconsciously, is apt to be jealous
  • She should buy little and only of the best or cheapest.
  • Never fit a dress to the body, but train the body to fit the dress.
  • A woman should buy mostly in one place where she is known and respected, and not rush around trying every new fad.
  • And she should pay her bills.

I Love the Internet

I had just finished reading World's Fair by E.L Doctorow (highly recommended) when I somehow stumbled upon this clip from a public domain film about the time capsule buried at the 1939 World's Fair in Queens, NY.



(In case you're interested, a complete list of what's included in the time capsule can be found here. I can't tell whether it's fascinating or depressing -or both- that so many of the things are still a crucial part of our everyday lives today.)

The clip comes from a 55 minute long movie called The Middleton Family at the New York's World Fair, which is "an anti-capitalist bohemian artist boyfriend against an all-American electrical engineer who believes in improving society by working through corporations. The Middletons experience Westinghouse's technological marvels at the Fair and win back their daughter from her leftist boyfriend." You can watch the whole thing here.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

It's Not Quite Jesus in a Potato Chip But...

I found this face in my hot dog today....


Thursday, October 8, 2009

...Ok, So Maybe the Cupcake Movement Isn't Exactly Over Yet...

This cupcake car is being sold at Neiman Marcus for $25,ooo. You know, because this holiday season will be all about the confectionery transportation devices. Plus, their attempt at sounding "with-it" is just hysterical:

"Put on your matching hat, slip under the muffin top of your Cupcake Car, and let the world figure itself out for awhile. Get (or give) the sheer, joyful chaos of a gift that is mind-blowing, triple-dog-dare, double-infinity forever cool. Make the kids or grandkids literally squeal with joy. Bring it to work and buzz the breakroom. Crash parades! Putter about the ‘hood. Ever had a crowd of kids chasing after you just for the crazy gleeful heck of it? (No worries, the top speed is a comfy-safe 7 mph.) What’s it made of? A 24-volt electric motor, a heavy-duty battery, sheet metal, wire, fabric, wood…and mad genius. Launched at Burning ManSM as a cooperative art car project, the Cupcake Car sprang from the fevered mind of Bay Area artist Lisa Pongrace and her less-rules-more-laughs posse of artists and techno geeks. Yours will be tricked out with your favorite topping, so start thinking flavors. "

But wait! There's also a video!

Goodbye, Irving Penn

Today, the iconic fashion and portrait photographer, Irving Penn died at 92. To me, he epitomized the intersection of glamor and fine art. e was an absolute genius and his work will be missed.



Monday, October 5, 2009

Eat Lunch Cheaply in Downtown Boston

Now that I'm commuting daily to downtown Boston, with a break just short enough to make it silly to return home for lunch, I have been faced with the challenge of eating cheaply in the area least likely to find frugal eats. But, it can be done, and even without reverting to fast-food and cheap chain restaurants. The trick is to wander down the side streets, away from the areas most frequented by tourists. Most of these can be found in Downtown Crossing and can easily fill you up for under $10.



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1. Viga's often has a line of people out the door because they know they can get a full meal for only $6 with Viga's Values. Choose from a slice of pizza or a pasta dish with salad and a drink, or a 1/2 sandwich, chips, cookie and a drink. There isn't any room to sit, so plan a visit on a nice day when you can carry your meal to the gardens to eat.

2. Zo made, without a doubt, the best gyro I have ever eaten. Choose from pork or chicken for $7 and they're carve it right in front of you. The flatbread is warm, the veggies fresh and the tzatziki sauce is amazing. They also have vegetarian options. Tip: take a lot of napkins.

3. Chacarero offers a unique option with their signature Chilean sandwich. This traditional meal starts with warm bread (baked daily) smeared with an avocado spread and piled with your choice of grilled chicken or steak (or both). Next comes a handful of green beans, some Meunster cheese, fresh tomatoes and a secret hot sauce recipe. This unexpected combination was delicious, and it had just enough of a kick to make it interesting (although I suspect they went easy on me). A small sandwich, which is plenty - trust me - is $7.

4. Since Vietnamese food seems to be the Asian Cusine Du Jour, it can be difficult to find a cheap restaurant. Xinh Xinh serves up the basics at a reasonable price. A huge bowl of soup averages around $6 and even their rice entrees don't break $7. Compare that to Pho Pasteur right around the corner, which is selling the same food for $1 or $2 more.

5. If you're in the mood for quick Italian food, try Al Capone's. They sell hearty subs and pasta dishes at an affordable price, without sacrificing quality. Their regular menu isn't anywhere near outrageous, but their specials are almost too good to be true. When I went, the deal was a 6 inch sub of your choice with Cape Cod chips and a soda for $6. Not too shabby.

6. Now, it's pretty much impossible to find an expensive meal in Chinatown, but good luck finding one as cheap as at Potluck Cafe. If the sign declaring their special of 3 entrees, rice and soup for $5 wasn't enough to lure you in, be comforted by the fact that I was the only white person in there (always a good sigh for Chinatown establishments). There weren't any signs signifying what dish was what, but that was part of the fun. I pointed at the mussels, sesame chicken and what appeared to be tomatoes with scrambled eggs. There was only one choice for the soup, unfortunately, because it looked like ocean in a bowl (and tasted like it too). The rest of the food, however, was very tasty, and I even had enough for leftovers. To be honest, I kept waiting to get sick from it, but I made it through the day without even a whisper in my tummy. (For another cheap Chinese restaurant, try Golden Gate.)

7. I urge you to try out Deli One at least once, just for the experience. It felt like I was eating in my grandparents' kitchen...if my grandparents were very, very Greek. I was drawn in by the menu of meals that didn't exceed $8. What I really wanted was the turkey meal, but the man behind the counter gave me a sad look telling me they were out. The following conversation ensued:
"We don't have anymore turkey. You try meatloaf, you'll like it." He starts to heap slabs of meatloaf doused with gravy on the plate with a pile of mashed potatoes and green beans.
"Ok...I'll have the meatloaf..."
"Is this your first time here? Where you from? Are you Greek?"
"Oh, no I'm mostly Russian."
"You look Greek. Are you sure?"
"I am..."
"Are you a nice Orthodox Catholic girl?"
(besides not being used to the idea of discussing religion with strangers, this was extra uncomfortable seeing as how the religion I'm most closely associated with is Reformed Jewish)
"...no."
Besides that bit of weirdness, he was extremely attentive and friendly, and sent me out the door with leftovers saying "you come back!" Now, that's an order, not a request.

8. For authentic Mexican food, go to Maria's Taqueria, where you can get an enormous burrito for $6.50, chock full of meat of your choice, beans, rice, cheese, guacamole, sour cream, hot sauce and pico de gallo. Another Mexican option is Boloco. Be sure to get one of their cards which gets you free food after a certain amount of points earned or other special occasions, like your birthday! (Their smoothies are delicious too.)

9. A healthier alternative is UFood Grill. They serve a number of grill items, salads and smoothies that are good for you and are priced competitively against their fast-food counterparts. Nothing is fried, the breads are whole-wheat, the dressings are "lite" and there aren't any trans fats. They also have plentiful vegetarian options. I got a cheeseburger meal (with fries and a drink) for $8.

10. And if you're ever just wanting a good ol' deli sandwich, try out Lambert's Marketplace. They offer a long list of tasty sandwiches (and they're all topically named, don't you love that?) that are made with the best of ingredients. The amount of options was almost overwhelming, but I ended up with the Mass. Ave (turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce and mayo) with their special that came with a fresh baked gigantic cookie and Pepsi product for $9. I settled into one of the tables by the window and looked out on the Common as I ate, leaving with a whole half for lunch the next day. (Note: I'd stay away from their small grocery section, seeing as how the chocolates on display were clearly stale, so who knows how long everything's been sitting out.)

And there you have just a small sampling of how easy it can be to eat cheaply if you try. I'm sure there are plenty more options to share but you can only eat lunch once a day, people, so bear with me.

Friday, October 2, 2009

Why Allo, Paris.

Balenciaga showed the most thought-provoking collection for Spring 2010 today. The way he was clearly inspired by the trends but made them completely his own was simply brilliant. The clothes were this mesmerizing mix between artistic and actually wearable and the construction (and innovation thereof) was incredible.



But, at the same time, I kind of felt like I could actually wear some of the clothes, even if I probably couldn't actually wear any of the clothes, you know?


(I want that last one on me right now.) And those pants (and their subsequent knockoffs) are going to be everywhere by next Fall. I guarantee it.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Making Art out of Missed Connections

Hopeful, pathetic, call them what you like but I think everyone can agree that the Missed Connections section is inspiring. I always like to keep the exercise of writing a scene from a missed connection ad in my back pocket when I'm feeling the urge to write, but Sophie Blackall turns to representing them more visually. Her blog, Missed Connections, showcases her beautiful, haunting illustrations depicting the ads.


I never thought I would fulfill my love of Missed Connections and my love of illustration all in one place, but here we are. Her work is also for sale on Etsy.

I Think That I Need To Start Watching Sesame Street Again...



Above is the Sesame Street riff on Mad Men and it's the coolest. I'm loving the idea of introducing the basic concepts of marketing to the toddler set. Also, I just need to point out that this is far funnier than the SNL spoof of Mad Men that I watched.